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a. My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying
b. He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question....
c. I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder. You do not hurt my daughter.
I think there's a line of people in town, but it was mostly one of the boys at school. Now, I'm not sure if he counts as a boyfriend and I'm not sure I want to know. It might make the desire stronger at this point.
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b. He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question....
c. I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder. You do not hurt my daughter.
d. idk text her
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[ she may or may not be completely bluffing JUST GO WITH IT ]
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How silly of me.
Still, and all, a funny story. Hopefully, your Easter was still a good one, milady?
Then and now?
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[ ........ ]
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My own was a little more eventful.
The moon almost go broken.
Paris had one fire, but it was put out.
Oh, and one demon arrived, but was quickly dispatched, after his summoner was halved.
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Well I'm glad it uh... didn't break.
That sounds eventful. Everyone all right?
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Well, save for the summoner and a few scrapes.
And one woman who got her hair turned purple. Unfortunate, that.
Otherwise, it ended well.
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She was staring into the rift into Hell when it closed.
She was exposed to the darkness and the spell I used to cure her mind from what she saw demands some sort of... mark.
I chose one that would be, well, survivable in this world.
Such as the choices one must make, sometimes.
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[ it's pretty bad but from what she's heard from buffy it... could have been a lot worse so she'll... well be glad it wasn't her. ]
You did cure her mind, right? She's no longer in any actual danger?
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I tried to explain, but, what can one say? It wasn't like she knew not to look into Hell.
It wasn't her fault, but... Such is what happens.
No matter how many years I walk this Earth, I will never grow tired of helping people.
And never grow less tired of not being able to make it all work.
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[ ..... ]
Unless you're talking about Dawn, in which case who do I need to punch?
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[ please tell her he's not a vampire or a demon and that he's just a normal weird human who broke her baby's heart. ]
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