lifelines: hangover }{ i was hoping you could tell me ({ you don’t know where he’s been)
helen magnus, m.d. d.t.c.x.b. ([personal profile] lifelines) wrote in [community profile] cosmicsommers 2016-04-19 05:04 am (UTC)

tfln }{ open

a) There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen. I really don't want to know, do I?

b) Do you know how close I got to burying him in the Egyptian sand?

c) I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door. 1) I'm glad I don't have to smell it all day and 2) that's the only good ending for coffee.

d) I just received a very odd text: "You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism." I haven't decided if I should be flattered or offended. Know anything about it?

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