"Nice to meet you, Kali," Hawke offers, watching Kali take out the spider in increasingly impressive ways. "Both of you." Just in case the other was feeling left out.

That's an interesting proposition. Hawke considers. She wouldn't mind living among actual people, but if she has to deal with electricity and all that craziness...

"Which one of you gets to teach me all about electricity?" she asks. "It's a little too shocking for my tastes."

Maker preserve them all. Someone get her to stop.